Cupcake Brown, A Piece of Cake
The reason why tumblr is so fucking awesome is because you can say whatever you want on here and SOMETIMES PEOPLE ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND. At times you’re like “nobody thinks like me”, then you’ll make this post with all your crazy thoughts, and someone will comment and be like “yeah I totallly get you”; or someone will like it and then you’re not alone in ~crazy~ world.
I literally just learned how to make GIF animations just so that I could loop this forever. I love that Penguin.
This makes a strong case.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy